 or... (Can I get away with this ???)
Bruce A. Gator: Hey, babes !
Is this your first GATOR-AID gig ?
Sheila Gator: It sure is, handsome ! But, I am confused... Why are we not all rushing the stage and gobbling up this guy ????
B.A.G: Ah, babes... It's simple. This first one is Bob Geldof !
S. G.: Yeah, so what ???
B.A.G.: Well, doll, ya see, Bob here... the moment his feet touch the water he walks off.
S.G.: What, you mean, he walks off ON the water and is gone ?
B.A.G.: Yup ! Happens all the time... After Bob we got your Bianca and your Sting and your Claudia and your Bono, right ? They say it's all down to self-image !
Well, anyway, after they all walk off and the pols and the bankers and the lawyers follow, there's a bit of a break...
S.G.: OK, Big Boy, then what happens ?
B.A.G.: Obvious ! They let the local acts return to the stage and then we feed on them.
SOS
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