http://www.gnutellaforums.com/ General jokes en Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:02:46 GMT vBulletin 90 http://www.gnutellaforums.com/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.gnutellaforums.com/ http://www.gnutellaforums.com/jokes/94023-dont-trust-little-old-ladies.html Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:32:27 GMT Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!


A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much ... I only bought 2 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."




Don't trust little Old Ladies!!! ]]> Jokes JKat http://www.gnutellaforums.com/jokes/94023-dont-trust-little-old-ladies.html http://www.gnutellaforums.com/jokes/94022-blind-date.html Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:26:19 GMT Blind Date


"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner." ]]> Jokes JKat http://www.gnutellaforums.com/jokes/94022-blind-date.html http://www.gnutellaforums.com/jokes/94021-biker-god.html Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:04:47 GMT A biker and God... A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky darkened above him and in a booming voice, the Lord said,... A biker and God...

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky darkened above him and in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over and said, “Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride there whenever I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports that would be required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take, will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take some more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.”
The biker thought for a long time. Finally he said “Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside. What she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings wrong and how can I make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied...”you want 2 lanes or 4 on that bridge!”
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