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November 1st, 2007
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 Image Caption competition - November now CLOSED! Images will be posted once a month. Members can post their imaginations of what caption fits best to the image. The best caption will be rewarded for one month, but also recorded as one of the all time winners. Rules & Instructions 1. The idea of this competition is to study the picture that is put up on this thread page once a month, and create a suitable, humorous 'caption' for it. Examples can usually be found below this post. Older winners can be found in the 2nd post of this thread. 2. The competition is judged by a panel of experienced forum members. The best ones win. 3. To play, underneath the caption picture click on Post Reply. Then post a comment, to post an entry! 4. Each registered member is allowed a maximum of 3 entries per competition (if you do more than one on a post it still counts as multiple entries) Any more than 3 will either be removed/deleted or ignored. 5. All decisions about the winner are final & no feedback acceptable about the decision. 6. The winners will be listed at the bottom of the forum leaders page to show the whole world that they won for a whole month! Their username will be listed in green bold italics so their posts & username stand out from everyone elses! Also their User Title will be changed for one month to This month's "Caption Winner" (see sample below.) 7. There also might be other 'awards' given for runners up or certain captions that were popular but didn't win. 8. All caption submissions must abide by the Forum Rules (click here)  Be quick to get your caption posted or else you'll be out of time. November 30st deadline! (last day of each month!) To post a caption, post a reply to this thread! The competition has now started! This month's image is below (click to see larger view of picture):  Winner of November's caption competition was mrgravey: "oh for gods sake i hate it when they come in with the wrapper on !" Last edited by Lord of the Rings : May 18th, 2008 at 09:08 AM. |
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November 1st, 2007
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| Previous winners: October: -> ursula (click to see) September: -> ursula (click to see) ____________________ August: -> spuggy & birdy (click to see) July: -> townie2 (click to see) _____________________________ June: -> spuggy (click to see) May: -> muhctekdano (click to see) ___________________ March: -> techgeek & newbee2 (click to see) February: -> newbie2 (click to see) ____________________ January: -> Wondering Why (click to see) 2006 : December: -> Calahara & 6_pac (click to see) _____ November: -> newbee2 (click to see) October: -> poelux (click to see) ___________________ September: -> 6_pac (click to see) Last edited by Lord of the Rings : November 3rd, 2007 at 04:26 AM. |
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November 2nd, 2007
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| "Wait for it guys !!! You there, Carruthers, HOLD your station !!! You've all heard the briefing. Kath is the SECOND one coming in !!!" 
__________________ Fusion for REAL!--CDex 1.51--Wackyuses--Bitzi - Check Files Before Download !--.mp3 File Name Change Problems? Try Rename-It!--Alternate PORTS--Avast- Anti-Virus--WindowWasher--IrfanView--PC Pitstop - Test your PC !--Mac OSX Troubleshooting--GO .ape ! - For 'Lossless' Audio Compression--Port :6346 - Test If It Is 'Blocked'--Cole2k Codecs--OldVersion - Newer isn't always better ! Nod32 - Free Virus Scan: Use ESET's Online Antivirus Scanner Tomorrow's forecast: Sunni in places, Shi'ite in others... |
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November 4th, 2007
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| *Man Sees Reflection In Water* Oh my god!! I'm drowning! I know, a dumb caption. |
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November 6th, 2007
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| '' The air dropping of relief supplies was just in time for the starving inhabitants '' !!  N2
__________________ ''Kindness is the hardest thing to give away,it keeps coming back''  |
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November 7th, 2007
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| or... (Can I get away with this ???) Bruce A. Gator: Hey, babes ! Is this your first GATOR-AID gig ? Sheila Gator: It sure is, handsome ! But, I am confused... Why are we not all rushing the stage and gobbling up this guy ???? B.A.G: Ah, babes... It's simple. This first one is Bob Geldof ! S. G.: Yeah, so what ??? B.A.G.: Well, doll, ya see, Bob here... the moment his feet touch the water he walks off. S.G.: What, you mean, he walks off ON the water and is gone ? B.A.G.: Yup ! Happens all the time... After Bob we got your Bianca and your Sting and your Claudia and your Bono, right ? They say it's all down to self-image ! Well, anyway, after they all walk off and the pols and the bankers and the lawyers follow, there's a bit of a break... S.G.: OK, Big Boy, then what happens ? B.A.G.: Obvious ! They let the local acts return to the stage and then we feed on them. SOS (Same Old Sh¡t) |
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November 7th, 2007
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| [Screaming] OH MY GOD! I AM GOING TO DIE!!! [Normal] Oh.
__________________  My Goals Make it to 1,000 posts Fix a huge computer problem Make millions Become a moderator has left my goals becuase I now have my own forum! Click Here to check it out! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For all computer problems, send a Private Message to me and I will give you the E-Mail for computer problems. |
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November 8th, 2007
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 ok tech got prob for you.. bought a laptop seecond hand with xp.. not genuein copy ... so how do i get round it to get updates ? cant use media player cant get updates nd cant play some file i download coz ov it  |
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November 8th, 2007
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 If you wish to discuss a problem not related to supplying captions to this picture thread, then please create a new thread in the appropriate forum section. Yours should go in the Lounge, since it does not apply to any of the gnutella client programs.  This thread is for supplying jokeful captions only. Note: Techgeek's signature shows at the bottom of all of his posts, he didn't specially post it here. |
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November 9th, 2007
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| Is he really off-topic ? I mean, he mentioned (obliquely) the most amusing Validation process from MicroShaft ! Seems funny to me, m'lord ! It's really fuggin' sweet, huh ? Microsoft KNOWLINGLY sells, for small margin, bundled versions of XP or Vista (HA HA HA HA HA... vista) for small money to the suppliers/assemblers/bundlers.... So, the buyer/victim thinks he's got a legal paid-for Windows OS... BUT, it's all criminal sh¡t lies. IF, you need to do a format and reinstall of OS or any serious attempts at repairing the OS, you no got it ! Only problem here is that the image, for the moment, doesn't quite correspond with the joke.... And, the M$ joke outranks them all !!!! Ubuntu Home Page | Ubuntu OpenOffice.org: Home  |
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