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sivarammec February 16th, 2017 11:29 PM

teacher and student questions and answers
 
STUDENT : Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER : Yes!
STUDENT : How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER : I don’t know.
STUDENT : It’s easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
TEACHER : Ok, ask.
STUDENT : How to put a donkey inside the fridge?
TEACHER : It’s easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT : No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
TEACHER : Ooh…ok!!
STUDENT : Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion’s birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
TEACHER : The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
STUDENT : No sir, it is the donkey, because it’s still inside the fridge.
TEACHER : Are you kidding me?
STUDENT : No sir, 1 last question. TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT : If there’s a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
TEACHER : There’s no way, I would need a boat to cross.
STUDENT : No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion’s birthday party.


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