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Only A Hobo August 29th, 2006 03:56 PM

Teacher Arrested .. So I'm told
 
Teacher Arrested

NEW YORK, July 22 -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John
F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a
calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.

They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as
'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
philanderer, Isosceles, used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every
triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given
us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent
or profound statement by the president.

;)

6_pac August 29th, 2006 08:38 PM

LOL, That must be the notorious Al-gebra I sect. I hear that Al-gebra II is much much worse. :p :D :). I know they both gave me trouble is school;).

Dreamtech August 29th, 2006 08:43 PM

At least it's not Triganometry.

6_pac August 29th, 2006 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dreamtech
At least it's not Triganometry.

Bring em on :gun2:......;)

Sleepless August 30th, 2006 08:25 PM

Priceless :rofl:

ahbisto September 5th, 2006 01:22 PM

Excellent made me chuckle


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