Help me please
 

:confused: i cant connect i press connect and the little red light goes green then it goes back to red again. how the hell do i connect????????:confused:

Ditto
 

I hit connect, then ignore the program for a few minutes... it eventually connects. Staying connected is a different story.

Not sure, but it could just be hashing (parsing?) your shared files. That could be awhile, if your offerings to the computer god are large and/or many.

And just exactly how clean IS an elves ****?
And how did you come by this information?