If anyone is interested, this topic moved me to translate GWebCache from PHP to ColdFusion. It's stable, but requires that you either have CF Pro or Enterprise, not Express, and that CFCONTENT and CFFILE tags are enabled on your host. It can be found at http://www.cultiv8r.com/cultiv8r/gwebcache.

Since CFContent is an issue in my case, I'll be translating it to Delphi as well, to make it an ISAPI DLL and/or regular CGI executable (for Windows environments only though). Any interest in such critter?

-- Mike