how do i force limewire to connect as an ultrapeer
 

it really ****** me off that i have a good connection yet i can't download **** because this thing is sucking a lot of balls and making me a leaf and being a leaf sucks

Well, if you keep LimeWire running for a couple of hours it will eventually become an ultrapeer if you are using one of the following OSs: WinXP, Win2000, Linux, Solaris, MacOSX. If you cannot accept incoming connections you will never become an ultrapeer.