1. Hey officer it must have been that Mad Hatters Tea Party last night but they ran out of tea! "I assure you officer I drank tea all night!!!"

2. Highway 31

(hey I was in a band which created a song of that name ... so we weren't the 1st to think of that title's name lol :D)

1. Looks like the back door of a beer truck flew open and let all the beer out.
2. The beer was in the cargo hold of an airplane and the hatch flew open.

......., and we were just looking for the bottle opener....:o
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h1.../Smilywais.gif

This is the real reason why import beer is so darn expensive!!

5000 green bottles sitting on a lorry,and if one should accidently fall
,there'll be 4999 breen bottles sitting on a lorry,ete,etc

I can walk the white line officer but I might cut my feet on the glass! lol :D :yahoo: :yikes:
Obstacles galore out there I have to avoid so excuse my evasion tactics!!! And no, I didn't touch a drop!

:partytime2: Whaattttt do youuu mmeann youuuuuuu thinkkk III haavee haaaddd yoooo mmuuuch tooooooooooo dinnnnk. :cheers:

2) +++++Lost in the Woods+++++:newspaper:
3)".....and at exactly which point did you realize that something was out of the ordinary.....?":shock1:
:Smilywais:

1). A freak windstorm caught workers off guard at the local beer orchard......

2). Things qiuckly got out of hand when a beer truck driver mistakenly pulled up to the annual A.A. picnic instead of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Rally that was being held on the other side of town......The driver managed to escape with only minor injuries:yikes:.