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Mad Hatter May 22nd, 2010 10:52 PM

Heaven can wait
 



A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him:

“God, how long is a million years to you?”
God answered: “A million years is like a minute.”

Then the man asked: “God, how much is a million dollars to you?”
And God replied: “A million dollars is like a penny.”

Finally, the man asked: “God, could you give me a penny?”

And God said, "In a minute.”


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