the shoplifter
 

a woman appeared in court in front of a Judge.
Judge: "what did you steal"?
woman: "a can of peaches".
Judge: "how many peaches were in the can"?
woman: "four your honor".
Judge (slamming down his gavel): "four days in jail".
the courtroom goes quiet for a few seconds, then the woman's husband jumps up and says: "she also stole a bag of pea's your honor"