My crafty word play has gone un-noticed. I intended to write arthritis (but couldn't be bothered to find out how to spell it due to the impending beer time) ... so it came out as author-itis, which is what writers ...... I'll fetch my coat.

I noticed a new to me poster called Cathode Ray Tube who gave me a chuckle or two, and as I'm sure he/she would say b****r the authorities