In line with US regulations, Michael Jackson can't be buried or cremated and must be re-cycled, they're turning him into shopping bags so he will still be white, plastic and dangerous to children.


Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.

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