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An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are talking about sex.

The Italian says, "When i have finished making love to my girl,
she levitates six inches from the bed."

The Frenchman says, "That's nothing! After 6 hours of continuous
love making to my girl, she levitates 3 feet off the bed!"

The Australian says: "Streuth mate, when I've finished 'rooting'
me Sheila, I get off the bed, wipe me cork on the curtains...and
she goes through the ff'ing roof!!"

Great LOL

Priest and rabbi are having lunch. Priest asks, ''Rabbi, just between us men of the cloth, tell me, have you ever eaten pork?"

Rabbi says, "Just between the two of us, I must admit that I have eaten pork."

Awhile later rabbi asks, "Father, just between the two of us, tell me, have you ever had sex?"

Priest responds, "Just between us, yes rabbi, I have had sex."

Rabbi says, "Sure beats pork, doesn't it?"