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Why sentence structure is important!

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to
one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible
decision because they were both super workers. Rather than
flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used
the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover
after partying all night.

As she went to the cooler to take an
aspirin, the boss approached her and said, "Debra, I've never
done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
'Could you jack off ?' she says. 'I don’t feel too good today.'