Hey! .. Wait a minute !! .. Come back !!! .. Your free prize is waiting right here .. It's time to blow out this rock-steady 386dx20 with double-overhead-5_1/4s .. Hey! Chrome reverse! Chrome forward! It's all yours Mr. Silver .. Well .. I'll just send it to that address you left us, very well packed, with 5 or 6 extra Full-Height 5-1/4 drives, and double insured, collect.

Jules !?? ... JULES !!?

Come on back .. that's a good fella .. just step in here ..

( cacophonous hurdy gurdy and ringing bells and the bark of repeatedly ruptured laryngeal tissue ... )

" Hey! AllRightsNowWhadyaGonnaGivFor ? .. "

" Step right up! Let's start you out with a Kewpie doll .. Hey fella, nice shoes .. you look like my son, may he rest in peace .. look .. I gotta get you to just hold onto my wallet, my money .. just for a few minutes while I talk to these guys here .. great .. oh, ya done me a favor .. I'll do you a favor .. there are these guys .. Nigerian descendants of Royalty .. that need our help .. to free up millions in their bank accounts .. in Switzerland ... "