WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW YEAAAAAA!!!! I got it working! This is the happiest day of my life lol
I dont know what i just did but it was in the space between this and my last post lol, ok heres whatever i did that made it work:

Remove any limewire/bearshare ports from norton personal firewall
Uninstall Java completly
restart
download and install the latest java
Uninstall limewire completly from add/remove programs
restart
start the online downloader and install limewire.

Thats all i know of that i did, and it works! And guess what it says
"Your connection to the network is very strong"
Good luck and tell me if it works for you.