1. Go to mandrake.com download Linux for free
2. install it, very easy.
3. It runs KDE, it's windows OK?
4. Get more informed and trash windows, it sucks.
5. Viruses go away, you don't need a firewall because it is a firewall. No more blue screens.
6. Why make your life difficult?
7. Don't ask "does it do this, does it do that" because I could ask "does windows run longer than 1 hour without crashing?"