I did everything you said, exactly to a T.

I cannot get it to start in safe mode. There is no option for it, and I even went into the Help and Support section on the Start menu and even what that said did not do anything.

It probably has to do with the HARD DRIVE DETECTS IMMINENT FAILURE message I get every time I start up the computer BUT HEYYYYY.

Gee, this never started from deleting Limewire. Oh, wait.

And yeah, I know I have a virus. I probably have 3562735674623432764512512454561235125451245 of them. Despite doing everything on Earth to get rid of them, they are still there.

There is no hope.