Geez, the old version ALWAYS worked! I'm not feeling the love here, people. Please help!
1. OS version? (eg: Windows 98)
Home XP
2. What firewalls you have?
Windows
3. How much ram?
512
4. Hard Disk space available?
40 gig
5. Connection type? (eg: dialup, broadband, cable, etc.)
DSL
6. Modem & router brand name & model numbers?
Westell 327W
7. Where are you trying to connect from (house, appartment complex, school, student accomodation, work, etc.)?
House
8. What version of LimeWire (LW) & Java do you have? (Go to LW's menu Help>About LW...) Will show both LW & Java version.
4.14.8, 1.5.0_11
9. Who is your ISP (Internet Service Provider)?
Verizon
10. Do this simple test for us. Using your browser go here:
http://www3.limewire.com:6346/ The page should say 'Your test worked!'. What happens when you go there? "
IE can't access the internet"
11. Are you sharing the connection with other computers or p2p sharing programs? If yes, please give details of set up.
No
12. Is this a your 1st try at LW or is this a new problem with an experienced user.
Used previous versions for years 
13. Do you see a brick wall in front of the blue world icon at the bottom of LW's interface?
Yes http://www.gnutellaforums.com/attach...1&d=1158099342
14.
For those using a modem/router, how is your modem/router set up...are you port forwarding or is UPnP enabled?
N/A
15. What security programs are you using (antivirus etc)? Some people might not be aware that their security suite includes a firewall
AVG
16. What country are you living in? Sometimes there are ISPs with the same name in more than one country (eg Clearwire in the USA & also in Ireland).
USA OK, now, help me..."Spock...help me, Spock"