Bruce A. Gator: Hey, babes !
Is this your first GATOR-AID gig ?

Sheila Gator: It sure is, handsome ! But, I am confused... Why are we not all rushing the stage and gobbling up this guy ????

B.A.G: Ah, babes... It's simple. This first one is Bob Geldof !

S. G.: Yeah, so what ???

B.A.G.: Well, doll, ya see, Bob here... the moment his feet touch the water he walks off.

S.G.: What, you mean, he walks off ON the water and is gone ?

B.A.G.: Yup ! Happens all the time... After Bob we got your Bianca and your Sting and your Claudia and your Bono, right ? They say it's all down to self-image !
Well, anyway, after they all walk off and the pols and the bankers and the lawyers follow, there's a bit of a break...

S.G.: OK, Big Boy, then what happens ?

B.A.G.: Obvious ! They let the local acts return to the stage and then we feed on them.

SOS

(Same Old Sh¡t)