Well, I got as far as 'call my ISP to get the Name Server ip address', but Qwest tells me they can't do that because they don't offer static ip addresses. I, being the technoslug that I am and not understanding what she was telling me, am unable to argue my position. But I guess it's not that big of a deal. My random connects work, and if I need to forward specific files I can always load to a flash drive... good thing most of my people are local

Thanks again for your help, I appreciate your time.