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In German I would answer:
"Was interessieren mich die Erdbeerpreise, ich bin mit dem Fahrrad hier!"

My nickname is my form of protesting against the unilateralism of the imperialist powers, that are destroying our beautiful planet.
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You are right, we should have a German gnutella forum somewhere, - there are quite some Germans I know of visiting this forum regularly.