You said it for me UK Bob

I wish the fries I got from McDonald's were crispy, but they are not even close, because the eastern-european behing the counter serving me doesn't really care
Some of the food we eat over here gets very weird, and even the names.
"Toad in the hole", yes that's what it's called... Mmmm, sausages in Yorkshire pudding

And do not even get me started on Pie and Mash.