Priest and rabbi are having lunch. Priest asks, ''Rabbi, just between us men of the cloth, tell me, have you ever eaten pork?"

Rabbi says, "Just between the two of us, I must admit that I have eaten pork."

Awhile later rabbi asks, "Father, just between the two of us, tell me, have you ever had sex?"

Priest responds, "Just between us, yes rabbi, I have had sex."

Rabbi says, "Sure beats pork, doesn't it?"