I agree with you Peerless....

Am just rather interested as to what the so called 'experts' have to say....

They've not exactly helped me much in the past - it has to be said....

They come round, fiddle about with my pc, push some buttons, act like they know what they're doing, re-start - and lo and behold - everything's still exactly as crap as it was before....

I pity the poor guy who's coming round tomorrow - I'm gonna keep him hostage 'til he sorts everything out!