if you think life is bad. … How would you like to be an egg? … You only get laid once! … You only get smashed once! … It takes 4 minutes to get hard! … Only 2 minutes to get soft! … You share your box with 5 other guys! … And after 3 minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in and poked by a load of soldiers! … But worst of all. … The only chick to ever sit on your face was your mother!
So cheer up your life aint that bad! Happy Easter