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Old November 27th, 2011
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Default Little Johnny and multi syllable words

Little Johnny is sitting in the classroom when the teacher, Miss White says:
- "Today we're going to have a look at multi-syllable words. Is there anyone who can give us an example?"

Little Johnny is waving his hand in the air right away:
- "Me, me, Miss White, me!!"

Miss White a bit weary:
- "Okay, Little Johnny, what word might that be?"

Little Johnny:
- "Mas-tur-bate"

Miss White with a little red in her cheeks:
- "Well Johnny.. That's quite a mouthful."

Little Johnny:
- "No, that's where you're wrong. You're thinking of the words "bl0w-j0b" or maybe "Cun-ni-ling-us"

Miss White fainted.
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