Public service announcement - Do not take the following seriously...

To the person who viciously demeaned and humiliated me with the savage words, something to the effect of, (sniff, sniffle) "You ain't savin' anyone" (Your Saviour)... well, I... I... I saved myself. (Baby.) Okay, so you're uptight, your powerbook or power Mac or power tools ain't connecting to Limewire, I suggest I haven't saved YOU, but others, (literally thousands) have personally contacted me, sent money and gifts, bathed me and fed me grapes. Make that millions. Trillions. While you are questioning your faith, and hacking down (false) idols... I continue to download 440,000 songs a minute. I am playing said songs on multiple surround speakers, simultaneously. However, I am a humble man, humble saviour (small 's' saviour) and I stand defeated by my inept attempt to help you...