Install Linux, do not use the nice windows like KDE, log in with a command line shell, that's DOSsy enough for you isn't it?
Now go get Gnut using the Lynx browser or via FTP and you will be a happy command line camper.
Type, type, type, clicky, clickity, click!
DAMN THAT MOUSE THINGY I NEVER FIGURED IT OUT!
WTF?