Well, I make no promises about the quality of the product but you can have a free trial of http://www.binarybiz.com/vlab/mac.php and see how it goes. However, slightly off topic, there will come a time when you have to trust your kids to look the world in the face and not be corrupted by it.

And, sad to say, that at only forty four, this makes you a babe in arms.

Good luck

David