I've never seen so many idiots in one place!

Has it EVER occured to most of you seeking help, that it MIGHT be helpful if you post a DESCRIPTIVE question? It wouldn't hurt to explain as much as possible in your first post to avoid all the unneccessary guessing as to what YOUR problem is.

Here is a perfect example: "Why are my downloads so slow?"

Ummm, did it ever cross your minds that it may help if you tell everyone what version of the software you're running, what operating system, your modem speed!!!, your ISP, etc, etc, etc...? Just by the very nature of how the Internet operates, a network engineering guru could have trouble answering that question if he was sitting at your computer!

Some of us come here looking for solutions, but are forced to sift through volumes of crap going back and forth between people who don't have a clue.

Miss Cleo wouldn't be able to get useful information out of you goofballs!

Thanks for listening, I feel better now.