Image Caption competition! September competition now CLOSED!

1. Hey officer it must have been that Mad Hatters Tea Party last night but they ran out of tea! "I assure you officer I drank tea all night!!!"

2. Highway 31

(hey I was in a band which created a song of that name ... so we weren't the 1st to think of that title's name lol )

1. Looks like the back door of a beer truck flew open and let all the beer out.
2. The beer was in the cargo hold of an airplane and the hatch flew open.

......., and we were just looking for the bottle opener....

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"Never Argue With An Idiot. They Will Drag You Down To Their Level, Then Beat You With Experience"

This is the real reason why import beer is so darn expensive!!

5000 green bottles sitting on a lorry,and if one should accidently fall
,there'll be 4999 breen bottles sitting on a lorry,ete,etc

I can walk the white line officer but I might cut my feet on the glass! lol
Obstacles galore out there I have to avoid so excuse my evasion tactics!!! And no, I didn't touch a drop!

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Religion keeps the poor from murdering the rich. -- Napoleon Bonaparte
The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein
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"A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians." -- Frank Zappa
"Tobacco is my favorite vegetable." / "May your sh*t come to life and kiss you on the face." / "Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion?" / "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." / "There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!" / "Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny." / "The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese." / "Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over." / "The most important thing to do in your life, is to not interfere with somebody else's life." / "Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, in order to provide articles for people who can't read." -- Frank Zappa
"The music business is a cruel and shallow trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." - Hunter S. Thompson
The shy can light the dull dark room with life when their eyes mirror their inner sunrise - LOTR

Whaattttt do youuu mmeann youuuuuuu thinkkk III haavee haaaddd yoooo mmuuuch tooooooooooo dinnnnk. :cheers:

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A little common sense goes a long way

Later Grandpa

2) +++++Lost in the Woods+++++
3)".....and at exactly which point did you realize that something was out of the ordinary.....?"

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"Never Argue With An Idiot. They Will Drag You Down To Their Level, Then Beat You With Experience"

3 days left in the month members! Enter now or miss out!

1). A freak windstorm caught workers off guard at the local beer orchard......

2). Things qiuckly got out of hand when a beer truck driver mistakenly pulled up to the annual A.A. picnic instead of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Rally that was being held on the other side of town......The driver managed to escape with only minor injuries.

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If it ain't broke, fix it till it is!