"Even our local population of lions feel safe using our planes for various purposes, so why shouldn't you?"
New Blue Star Aviations advertising campain is bringing in a lot of new customers.

Passengers lioning up to board the 10 o'clock flight to Nairobi.

The pride of our tourist attractions put in the shade by Blue Sky Aviation

Killer puns,cut to the chase,join in the feeding frenzy,strike while the lions hot !
MORE !!
You'll be fighting tooth and nail to sort this lot!!Who is going to get pride of place? this will give you paws for thought !
PS Is it possible to put the competion in a more prominent place?? Maybe top of lounge page?Or 'Discussion' forum?

(JUDGES, ignore this one since the member already submitted 3 captions earlier above. oops!)
Sorry guys, this wasn't an entry just a lighthearted comment,with a question attached,newbee2
PS One day i'll get it right !!!

I thought they were going to transport those lions to a nearby zoo!

We thought we would roll the Red Carpet out for our VIPs....Well it will be once they walk across it....

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I guess they had to drop the load before they made it to the zoo.

"Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome to Africa and thank your for choosing Blue Sky today. Please exit on the left side of the aircraft."

The Bush administration announced today a new anti-terrorism measure designed to keep planes safe while on the ground.

Initially meant to attract a broader audience to the newest season of the reality show "Survivor", critics including the WWF doubt that there will be any winners left for the final broadcasting in New York.....

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