Killer puns,cut to the chase,join in the feeding frenzy,strike while the lions hot !
MORE !!
You'll be fighting tooth and nail to sort this lot!!Who is going to get pride of place? this will give you paws for thought !
PS Is it possible to put the competion in a more prominent place?? Maybe top of lounge page?Or 'Discussion' forum?

(JUDGES, ignore this one since the member already submitted 3 captions earlier above. oops!)
Sorry guys, this wasn't an entry just a lighthearted comment,with a question attached,newbee2
PS One day i'll get it right !!!

I thought they were going to transport those lions to a nearby zoo!

We thought we would roll the Red Carpet out for our VIPs....Well it will be once they walk across it....

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I guess they had to drop the load before they made it to the zoo.

"Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome to Africa and thank your for choosing Blue Sky today. Please exit on the left side of the aircraft."

The Bush administration announced today a new anti-terrorism measure designed to keep planes safe while on the ground.

Initially meant to attract a broader audience to the newest season of the reality show "Survivor", critics including the WWF doubt that there will be any winners left for the final broadcasting in New York.....

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