How to make the best Christmas cookies > Here is how to make my favorite Christmas Cookies......... > > Christmas Cookie Ingredients: > > 1 cup of water > 1 tsp baking soda > 1 cup of sugar > 1 tsp salt > 1 cup of brown sugar > lemon juice > 4 large eggs > 1 cup nuts > 2 cups of dried fruit > 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila > > Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check > the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one > level cup and drink. > > Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large > fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. > > At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try > another cup ... just in case. > > Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl > and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off > floor... > > Mix on the turner. If the! ! ! fried druit gets stuck in the > beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. > > Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. > > Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. > > > Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your > nuts. > > Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. > Whatever you can find. > > Greash the oven. > > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. > > Don't forget to beat off the turner. > > Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose > Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. > > CHERRY MISTMAS |
HAHAHA, Jose...Tuff Stuff :drunk: |
Great joke!! |
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