> Here is how to make my favorite Christmas Cookies.........
>
> Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
>
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> lemon juice
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
>
> Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check
> the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
> level cup and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
> fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
>
> At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
> another cup ... just in case.
>
> Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
> and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off
> floor...
>
> Mix on the turner. If the! ! ! fried druit gets stuck in the
> beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
>
> Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
>
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
>
>
> Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
> nuts.
>
> Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
> Whatever you can find.
>
> Greash the oven.
>
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
>
> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
>
> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose
> Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
>
> CHERRY MISTMAS

HAHAHA, Jose...Tuff Stuff

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