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        Smart indian        Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice 
 Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!" 
 Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.." 
 Son: "Well, in that case...ok"   
 Next, Father approaches Bill Gates. 
 Father: "I have a husband for your daughter...." 
 Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!" 
 Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." 
 Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"     
 Finally, Father goes to see the president of the World Bank. 
 Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." 
 President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" 
 Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." 
 President: "Ah, in that case...ok"        |