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Old December 19th, 2011
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Hi all,

I would like to share an experience with all of you, about drinking and driving in this festive season.

As you know, some of us have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out with some friends and had a few too many drinks including some rather nice pinot. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.

I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from
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