Question: What does a redneck chick say after sex?

Answer: Get off me daddy, your crushing my smokes!

Question: What does a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?

Answer: One way or the other someone is losing their trailer!

Question: Why do they throw sh*t on the walls at redneck weddings?

Answer: To keep the flies off the bride!

lol........hehhe

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