After working several year as a maid for the same family, she decided to ask the woman of the house for a raise.


the woman, a bit surprised asked: "How come you was asking for the raise in these times of global financial downfall?"


The maid says: Well, your husband always says than i clean the house better than you ever did.


The women says: "Did he really say that?"


"Yes" said the maid. "Also i cook way better than you."


the woman says: "Is that so?"


The maid says: "yes, your husband also told me that"


"What?!!?" says the woman.


"He did." The maid continued and said: "I am also way better in bed than you."


The woman says: "What.. did my b@stard of a husband also say that?"


"No." said the maid:
"The gardener did."

Was just waking up, was a little slow. Good joke.