For the love of God, can someone please tell me how to print a list of files in my library!!!

You mean print like with a printer?

Yeah, with a printer. I want to have a hard copy of all my music files. I have too many to remember what I have.

Maybe there is a way:

Open a dos-prompt:
enter:

--| c:\
--| cd progra~1
--| cd limewi~1
--| cd shared
// assuming you have your mp3-files in c:\program files\limewire\shared

--| dir > mp3list.txt

Then open mp3list.txt with an editor (notepad or so). You should be able to print it from there on.