Well for one I'm terribly rightfooted. Can't kick a football better than a 5 year old girl with my left foot. Even less hit a goal

lol. I assume this is soccer. And you're in England

yup soccer. Not in England though. Had an open goal in front of me today, Didn't have time to shift over to right foot. At least I'm not on a real team. Just friends playing

I play too. Am righty. Kick harder with right, but more accurate with left.