LOL!
for the connection problem, the easy fix if it works is to trash your preferences folder and try downloading the beta version http://www.limewire.com/english/content/beta.shtml . Look at http://www.gnutellaforums.com/forumd...?s=&forumid=22

DON'T get Pro if the Free won't connect--there's no advantage there. Pro is better IF you can connect
("Better search results, Turbo-charged download speeds, Connect to more sources, No bundled software of any kind, Special PRO only skin, Personalized tech support via email, 6 months of free updates").